Since rocks were soft and dirt wasn’t invented yet. When all fencing was done uphill (both ways!) and Donosaurs roamed the Earth. Seriously now, since 1991.

Rapier Muppet -- By his own admission, Andre is not an angry muppet. By further investigation, it has been found that he is, in fact, a happy muppet. Who fences.

Muppets!

"Iron" Davy Read was described thus by the test:

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Southern Region Rapier Champion, Sep. AS XLIII
Award of Arms
Commander of the Iron Guard
Rapier Marshal at Large
Companion of the Silver Gauntlet (Iron Bog)
Selected as a Pennsic Rapier Champion, Pennsics XXXVI, XXXVII
Member of the Bobo Club (for men): V.P. for Transportation and Advanced Police Detection scout.
Member of the Hawkwood Academy of Arms

Works in Cherry Hill as a Civil Engineer (Yay Wawa, all hail Wawa). When not working, his obsession is Pirates Collectible Card game by Wizkids (Yarg!). When not obsessing over the perfect pirates fleet, he can be seen wrangling his three cats Mifune, Mephisdemos, and Squeaky.

Lord Andre was born in the year of 1589, in the small town of Evreux near the outskirts of Paris, France. There he learned the art of rapier, falconry, and tailoring.