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"Alain, you have thigh-and-crotch issues." - Duncan
"No, no, that shot made my spleen say 'Eeeee'." - Griff
"I found out that a group of goats is called a 'trip'. I thought that was apropos." - Meryke
"If you hand me my bag, I'll fix your cockotter." - Alesone
"This is turning into SCA gay porn." - Marion
"Oxygen? And propane? Now he has a flame thrower in his helm?" - Corrina
Alesone: "I'll fix anyone's whiskers."
Corrina: "Whisker hussy!"
Alesone: "Wussy hussy? I mean, wissy hissy? ... Wissahickon. Hah."
"Hey little boy, you want tickets to the gun show? Boom! Boom!" - ir, as a horriblly heavilly-muscled man who would make a terrificly ugly woman
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Griff: "Birthday funk!"
Siobhan: "There's no such thing!"
Griff: "Sure there is. I just invented it."
Griff: "James K. Polk."
Melchior: "Aw, of course."
"Fuel?? It's the rhinestones." - Siobhan
"You want to resonate? Get a tuning fork." - Meryke
ir: "I was like, 'This person's name is Moon Unit?'"
Bruno: "She could cause a moon unit."
"It takes me a while to congeal on things." - Bruno
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"'Cause everything is better with guns and decapitated Santas." - Alesone
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"Sorry, Sad Panda, but you're missing the point." - Melchior
"Pre-emptive anti-Panda maneuvers!" - ir
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ir: "Ask me how I know."
Alesone: "Because you wear a dress."
ir: "Yes. I hafta hike it way up just to do anything."
Melchior: "You harlot, you."
ir: "It's like I need to show off the insides of my thighs."
"WTF - bacon does not automatically make everything better!" - Lissa
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"Bite me, you quote monkey you!" - Lissa
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"I was multi-tasking the wrong." - ir
Alesone: "If there was only some way to pee and eat at the same time..."
Melchior: "You just took multi-tasking to the level of pain."
Meryke, as passerby: "Where ya guys headed?"
Meryke, as Meryke: "We're going to [wank gesture], New Hampshire."
"Did you just say 'tasty'? ... Did you just try to eat it? His tasty?" - Alesone
"Makin' love to the beat of a steam-powered gravy pipe." - Meryke
"It's hot, steam-pipe love back here. " - Alesone
"Take a big whiff of Waterbury." - Meryke
"What is this deisel wombat machine, coming out of the forest?" - Melchior
"There was a hideous Red Bull accident in your pants." - ir, as Alesone
"Bend over, Annabelle Griff, here comes the gravy piping!" - ir
"She's been waiting for hours to tell me to make a right turn." - Meryke
"Your Sleep Number is 'ow'." - Melchior
[pointing] "This is some weak Kung Fu, too." - HRM Konrad
"Dude, you better hope a luggage cart doesn't enter the tournament tomorrow. You'll be screwed." - HRM Konrad
"Apparently, Birka hates Tads, but only one at any given time." - Griff
"Oh my God, is that a person?" - ir
"Like a chainsaw in a sepelchure." - ir
"Alright. Sh*t in bags. Stage 1." - Melchior
"My back is not a sword hanger!" - Alesone
"And my butt is not a towel." - Corrina
"Who's Dillwith?" - ir
"Some coffee has mayonnaise?" - ir
"She can throw axes. You're lucky you just got the shoe." - Meryke
Melchior: "This is Your Onomatopea!"
ir: [hums theme music] "Today, on This is Your Onomatopea: we look at leg sounds."
Melchior: "Thud: is it outdated?"
"That's the problem with writing stuff down: I get locked in cars a lot." - ir
"I'm a proximity quote generator!" - Alesone
"It's the sacred Jewish hat of feast preparedness." - Meryke
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"Would you like to try a noun?" - Griff
"TELEPATHIC SCROTUM." - Meryke
"I prefer think of you as refreshingly abrasive. Much like a good toothpaste." - Meryke
Siobhan: "They do have that new stuff, that foams in your mouth."
Griff: "OKAAAY."
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"I'm a mean ol' Wheatie-peein' don." - ir
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"We could both do combat archery. Ooh!! It could be a father-daugter activity!" - Alesone
Becca: "Do you want to be the scooper girl?"
Rowan: "No, I'm gonna be the call girl."
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"These directions are less than favorable." - Alesone
Alesone: "Look! There's the hospital."
Annie: "Ooooh, look! There's a chicken!"
Alesone: "Catch it, and we can make turducken."
Becca: "Is it turkie-time yet?"
Alesone: "Not just yet, sweetie."
Becca: "... Duck?"
Alesone: "From fur to food in 30 seconds."
Izzy: "Well, it'd be fresh."
"I can't wait until I get my throttle housing cleaned." - ir
"I have the length, it's just in a different place. I have different leverage." - ir
ir: "So. Yeah. The GPS swears that the Chinese place is back there two blocks, in the middle of that residential bit."
Izzy: "It was! We saw it!"
Christoffel: "We wondered why you didn't stop."
ir: "... Yeah. Moving on."
ir, as 80-year-old cougar-on-the-prowl Alesone: "Hey there, boy, wanna see how boning works?"
Alesone: "Those are words I should never say... Ever."
ir: "Especially as an 80-year-old cougar on the prowl."
ir: "The mystery fabric?"
Alesone: "Yeah. I was half tempted to email back to them."
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"I took six years of Spanish... I know more Klingon than I do Spanish." - Mael Eoin
"Don't pull away, push. Because they don't know what to do. Otherwise, they bite harder if you pull away." - Jibril
"No one said we can't be awful!" - Ysmay
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Eldrich: "Did you get the keys?"
Melchior: "No."
Eldrich: "Then you were walkin' the wrong way."
"We are violating Lissa, and I have permission." - Alesone
"Griff? Your balls are not the answer." - Kat
"Breaded for her pleasure?" - Meryke
Griff: "She likes it rough?"
Edmond: "She likes it hard."
Declan: "She likes it breaded."
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"The monkey has done something untoward with Aiden." -ir
Lillia: "C'mon. The 8-ball only works if you ask a question."
Bruno: "Alright... will I find my sharpening stone?"
Lillia: [shakes 8-ball app] "Only if Griff does it first."
Bruno: "Will it be next to the WD-40?"
Lillia: [shakes again] "It is certain."
"Just because one's in the BDSM and one isn't..." - Molly
"It's ... a subtlety." - Lissa
Lissa: "Stop sucking my brains."
Bruno: [slurp slurp slurp]
Lissa: "It just doesn't seem right when you make that noise!"
"We need to increase the word 'swallow'." - Lillia
ir: "Did you see her crampet?"
Lissa: "Yes. She shows off her crampet."
Lillia: "I do!"
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"It's a bat cake. For hunting." - Lissa
"Lissa has damaged balls!" - Vi
"It's self hissing sauce." - No Idea. It was said, tho. -ed.
"Carla has gills." - Lissa
Griff: "Don't write 'Carla has gills'. Carla will be in your presence again."
ir: "But Lissa said it."
Griff: "Fair enough. Go ahead then."
"Sword and hairy mango??" - Lissa
"Did she say sword and hairy mango? Or sore and hairy mango?" - Douglas
"It was a reeeally rough night for the mango." - Griff
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Sith 1: "Strap-on! Grab Cupcake, pickup Ladle Love and rondevous at Tad Actual."
Strap-on: "Roger that, Sith 1."
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"I said, 'No. I'm from the South. We stand with our ankles together... That [indicating a fencing stance] is how a ho walks.'" - Julianna
"So, all we have to do is rub up against Bruni and we're cancer free?" - Meryke
"Apply Bruni liberally to all exposed areas."- Meryke
"Bruni cures cancer, that's all I'm hearing." - Melchior
"She might 'marshal' me."- Meryke
"The quicker lapper upper?" - Alesone
"Cockotters and beaver weasels?" - Alesone
"There are no burrowing Bevis beaver weasels!" - Alesone
"Were you blowing a glazed donut?" - Griff
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Avi: "I'd loooove to go there."
ir: "What, that shoe?"