Vezzini say 'Go back to the beginning.'
Wait, Lucy! I can 'splain!
How to get there
Who are these people?
Other places we can tell you to go
See us. Really see us.
These are the things we say.
Published works perpetrated by these people
Thrilling true tales of our travels
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ir: "…even better, I ripped of its top, dumped out the Gold Bond, and filled it with something better."
Lorenzo: "Pepper?"
ir: "… Right. Because I'd like to put pepper on chafing."
Jane: "I hear uncured tobacco leaf is a 'cure' for that."
Lorenzo: "I have some cured tobacco, but I don't think you want that on chafing." [mimes spitting tobacco]
ir: "'KODIAK - it burns the chafe right off!'"
Lorenzo: "They need a grizzled, old… [snaps]I'm thinking Wilfred Brimley as a spokesperson!"
ir: "Or an elderly Sam Elliot! Although… then they'd need to make the slogan, 'KODIAK - it's what's for chafing.'"

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"Apparently, setting fire to Ryan McWhite does not constitute 'besmirching'." - Alesone

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"There aren't many people who want a high-fashion dress that needs batteries." - ir

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"You need a throatal lozenge out?" - ir

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"We're gonna stand around and pet Creature all day." - Katya

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"I will not look giftknecht or giftenrock in the... er... mouth, no matter the color." - Mael Eoin

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"I swat the monkey, and it spits out a check." - Griff

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"Who replaced the cat with a big furry moon?" - Alesone

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