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Wait, Lucy! I can 'splain!
How to get there
Who are these people?
Other places we can tell you to go
See us. Really see us.
These are the things we say.
Published works perpetrated by these people
Thrilling true tales of our travels
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"Alain, you have thigh-and-crotch issues." - Duncan

"No, no, that shot made my spleen say 'Eeeee'." - Griff

"I found out that a group of goats is called a 'trip'. I thought that was apropos." - Meryke

"If you hand me my bag, I'll fix your cockotter." - Alesone

"This is turning into SCA gay porn." - Marion

"Oxygen? And propane? Now he has a flame thrower in his helm?" - Corrina

Alesone: "I'll fix anyone's whiskers."
Corrina: "Whisker hussy!"
Alesone: "Wussy hussy? I mean, wissy hissy? ... Wissahickon. Hah."

"Hey little boy, you want tickets to the gun show? Boom! Boom!" - ir, as a horriblly heavilly-muscled man who would make a terrificly ugly woman

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Griff: "Birthday funk!"
Siobhan: "There's no such thing!"
Griff: "Sure there is. I just invented it."

Griff: "James K. Polk."
Melchior: "Aw, of course."

"Fuel?? It's the rhinestones." - Siobhan

"You want to resonate? Get a tuning fork." - Meryke

ir: "I was like, 'This person's name is Moon Unit?'"
Bruno: "She could cause a moon unit."

"It takes me a while to congeal on things." - Bruno

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"'Cause everything is better with guns and decapitated Santas." - Alesone

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"Sorry, Sad Panda, but you're missing the point." - Melchior

"Pre-emptive anti-Panda maneuvers!" - ir

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ir: "Ask me how I know."
Alesone: "Because you wear a dress."
ir: "Yes. I hafta hike it way up just to do anything."
Melchior: "You harlot, you."
ir: "It's like I need to show off the insides of my thighs."

"WTF - bacon does not automatically make everything better!" - Lissa

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"Bite me, you quote monkey you!" - Lissa

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"I was multi-tasking the wrong." - ir

Alesone: "If there was only some way to pee and eat at the same time..."
Melchior: "You just took multi-tasking to the level of pain."

Meryke, as passerby: "Where ya guys headed?"
Meryke, as Meryke: "We're going to [wank gesture], New Hampshire."

"Did you just say 'tasty'? ... Did you just try to eat it? His tasty?" - Alesone

"Makin' love to the beat of a steam-powered gravy pipe." - Meryke

"It's hot, steam-pipe love back here. " - Alesone

"Take a big whiff of Waterbury." - Meryke

"What is this deisel wombat machine, coming out of the forest?" - Melchior

"There was a hideous Red Bull accident in your pants." - ir, as Alesone

"Bend over, Annabelle Griff, here comes the gravy piping!" - ir

"She's been waiting for hours to tell me to make a right turn." - Meryke

"Your Sleep Number is 'ow'." - Melchior

[pointing] "This is some weak Kung Fu, too." - HRM Konrad

"Dude, you better hope a luggage cart doesn't enter the tournament tomorrow. You'll be screwed." - HRM Konrad

"Apparently, Birka hates Tads, but only one at any given time." - Griff

"Oh my God, is that a person?" - ir

"Like a chainsaw in a sepelchure." - ir

"Alright. Sh*t in bags. Stage 1." - Melchior

"My back is not a sword hanger!" - Alesone

"And my butt is not a towel." - Corrina

"Who's Dillwith?" - ir

"Some coffee has mayonnaise?" - ir

"She can throw axes. You're lucky you just got the shoe." - Meryke

Melchior: "This is Your Onomatopea!"
ir: [hums theme music] "Today, on This is Your Onomatopea: we look at leg sounds."
Melchior: "Thud: is it outdated?"

"That's the problem with writing stuff down: I get locked in cars a lot." - ir

"I'm a proximity quote generator!" - Alesone

"It's the sacred Jewish hat of feast preparedness." - Meryke

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"Would you like to try a noun?" - Griff

"TELEPATHIC SCROTUM." - Meryke

"I prefer think of you as refreshingly abrasive. Much like a good toothpaste." - Meryke

Siobhan: "They do have that new stuff, that foams in your mouth."
Griff: "OKAAAY."

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"I'm a mean ol' Wheatie-peein' don." - ir

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"We could both do combat archery. Ooh!! It could be a father-daugter activity!" - Alesone

Becca: "Do you want to be the scooper girl?"
Rowan: "No, I'm gonna be the call girl."

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"These directions are less than favorable." - Alesone

Alesone: "Look! There's the hospital."
Annie:
"Ooooh, look! There's a chicken!"
Alesone: "Catch it, and we can make turducken."

Becca: "Is it turkie-time yet?"
Alesone:
"Not just yet, sweetie."
Becca: "... Duck?"

Alesone: "From fur to food in 30 seconds."
Izzy: "Well, it'd be fresh."

"I can't wait until I get my throttle housing cleaned." - ir

"I have the length, it's just in a different place. I have different leverage." - ir

ir: "So. Yeah. The GPS swears that the Chinese place is back there two blocks, in the middle of that residential bit."
Izzy: "It was! We saw it!"
Christoffel: "We wondered why you didn't stop."
ir: "... Yeah. Moving on."

ir, as 80-year-old cougar-on-the-prowl Alesone: "Hey there, boy, wanna see how boning works?"
Alesone: "Those are words I should never say... Ever."
ir: "Especially as an 80-year-old cougar on the prowl."

ir: "The mystery fabric?"
Alesone: "Yeah. I was half tempted to email back to them."

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"I took six years of Spanish... I know more Klingon than I do Spanish." - Mael Eoin

"Don't pull away, push. Because they don't know what to do. Otherwise, they bite harder if you pull away." - Jibril

"No one said we can't be awful!" - Ysmay

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Eldrich: "Did you get the keys?"
Melchior: "No."
Eldrich: "Then you were walkin' the wrong way."

"We are violating Lissa, and I have permission." - Alesone

"Griff? Your balls are not the answer." - Kat

"Breaded for her pleasure?" - Meryke

Griff: "She likes it rough?"
Edmond: "She likes it hard."
Declan: "She likes it breaded."

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"The monkey has done something untoward with Aiden." -ir

Lillia: "C'mon. The 8-ball only works if you ask a question."
Bruno: "Alright... will I find my sharpening stone?"
Lillia: [shakes 8-ball app] "Only if Griff does it first."
Bruno:
"Will it be next to the WD-40?"
Lillia: [shakes again] "It is certain."

"Just because one's in the BDSM and one isn't..." - Molly

"It's ... a subtlety." - Lissa

Lissa: "Stop sucking my brains."
Bruno: [slurp slurp slurp]
Lissa: "It just doesn't seem right when you make that noise!"

"We need to increase the word 'swallow'." - Lillia

ir: "Did you see her crampet?"
Lissa: "Yes. She shows off her crampet."
Lillia: "I do!"

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"It's a bat cake. For hunting." - Lissa

"Lissa has damaged balls!" - Vi

"It's self hissing sauce." - No Idea. It was said, tho. -ed.

"Carla has gills." - Lissa

Griff: "Don't write 'Carla has gills'. Carla will be in your presence again."
ir: "But Lissa said it."
Griff: "Fair enough. Go ahead then."

"Sword and hairy mango??" - Lissa

"Did she say sword and hairy mango? Or sore and hairy mango?" - Douglas

"It was a reeeally rough night for the mango." - Griff

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Sith 1: "Strap-on! Grab Cupcake, pickup Ladle Love and rondevous at Tad Actual."
Strap-on: "Roger that, Sith 1."

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"I said, 'No. I'm from the South. We stand with our ankles together... That [indicating a fencing stance] is how a ho walks.'" - Julianna

"So, all we have to do is rub up against Bruni and we're cancer free?" - Meryke

"Apply Bruni liberally to all exposed areas."- Meryke

"Bruni cures cancer, that's all I'm hearing." - Melchior

"She might 'marshal' me."- Meryke

"The quicker lapper upper?" - Alesone

"Cockotters and beaver weasels?" - Alesone

"There are no burrowing Bevis beaver weasels!" - Alesone

"Were you blowing a glazed donut?" - Griff

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Avi: "I'd loooove to go there."
ir: "What, that shoe?"

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