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ir: "…even better, I ripped of its top, dumped out the Gold Bond, and filled it with something better."
Lorenzo: "Pepper?"
ir: "… Right. Because I'd like to put pepper on chafing."
Jane: "I hear uncured tobacco leaf is a 'cure' for that."
Lorenzo: "I have some cured tobacco, but I don't think you want that on chafing." [mimes spitting tobacco]
ir: "'KODIAK - it burns the chafe right off!'"
Lorenzo: "They need a grizzled, old… [snaps]I'm thinking Wilfred Brimley as a spokesperson!"
ir: "Or an elderly Sam Elliot! Although… then they'd need to make the slogan, 'KODIAK - it's what's for chafing.'"
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"Apparently, setting fire to Ryan McWhite does not constitute 'besmirching'." - Alesone
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"There aren't many people who want a high-fashion dress that needs batteries." - ir
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"You need a throatal lozenge out?" - ir
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"We're gonna stand around and pet Creature all day." - Katya
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"I will not look giftknecht or giftenrock in the... er... mouth, no matter the color." - Mael Eoin
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"I swat the monkey, and it spits out a check." - Griff
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"Who replaced the cat with a big furry moon?" - Alesone
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